Er will nichts mehr vom Leben – sie will alles. Knoppke sucht Ruhe – Sam sucht Gesellschaft. Gemeinsam verschlägt es das ungleiche Duo in Knoppkes Transit nach Schottland, sein Motto: Im Regen erwartet niemand, dass dir die Sonne aus dem Hintern scheint. used to be aber, wenn dich gerade dort das Glück verfolgt, das sonst nur die anderen haben? Das Glück der anderen ist ein Arschloch, so dachte Knoppke früher, nachdem er um seine große Liebe nicht gekämpft hatte. Zu seinen vergrabenen Gefühlen findet er ausgerechnet in den stürmischen Highlands zurück: Er traut sich Extremes und will wieder was once. Und dann ist da noch Sams Geheimnis, das anscheinend auch ihn betrifft, oder vielleicht doch nicht?

Storia d’amore (e sesso...) fra Giuda, giovane gattone di campagna, bello, un po’ magico e grosso come una lince, e Micioara, matura gattina di città, dalle zampe lunghissime e il manto nero, ammaliante come una pantera. Esasperata dal perenne calore della micia, che da pace reclama il suo diritto all’amore, los angeles “padrona” di Micioara richiede in comodato d’uso un rustico gatto maschio. Nonostante una sua vita mondana, l. a. donna è l. a. tipica signora sola di mezz’età con gatto, anzi gatta, e desideri analoghi a quelli della micia, cui tuttavia sembra aver rinunciato da pace dopo una serie di sventure sentimentali.Le amiche e gli amici che fanno da coro ipotizzano che se los angeles micia riuscisse a risolvere i suoi problemi amorosi si romperebbe l’incantesimo malefico che accomuna gatta e umana, che finalmente potrebbe uscire dalla sua solitudine. Nel corso di una sola, lunga giornata, esaltante in line with l. a. micia e consistent with il gattone, meno consistent with l. a. povera “padrona”, mentre Giuda e Micioara si danno da fare tra tonnellate di croccantini, vetri rotti e urlacci, los angeles donna deve comunque recarsi al lavoro, tra telefonate e perentorie suonate di campanello, proteste dei vicini e schiamazzi. Durante ore in line with lei massacranti, riaffiorano così i ricordi di una vita: felicità, tristezze, episodi comici, lutti. Ma cala finalmente los angeles notte. E chissà che Giuda non abbia rotto l’incantesimo...

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Staff Sergeant Earl denims in charge of the Rolicking urban Police (RCP) is still affected by senior police administration, neighborhood politicians and departmental concerns. tablets and whiskey won’t resolve every little thing yet Earl is prepared to provide them a attempt. Detective Kate O’Malley enhances Earl’s tough demeanor each step of ways. Kate is as speedy with a head shot to the psyche as Earl is with a shot to the groin.

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Hubert S. Ilsanker ist Wurzengraber, Schnapsbrenner und Musikant. Sein Arbeitsplatz sind die uralten Brennhütten hoch über dem Königssee – Priesberg, Wasseralm, Funtensee und Eckeralm am Rossfeld – wo er in regulate Brenntechnik aus den wild wachsenden Enzian- und Meisterwurzpflanzen edle Destillate herstellt. Ein Jahr lang nimmt er den Leser zu seiner einzigartigen Arbeit in die Berge mit, wo die Natur den Lebensrhythmus vorgibt und Hast und Eile drunten bleiben. Der harten Arbeit des Wurzengrabens und dem mühsamen, monotonen Kleinhacken der Wurzeln folgt der stundenlange Gär- und Destillationsprozess. Dann ist auch mal Zeit zum Sinnieren oder ein Lied zu schreiben. Seine tief verwurzelte Liebe zur Natur und zu seiner Heimat macht ihn zu einem feinsinnigen Beobachter der Landschaft, der Tiere und Pflanzen. Durch seine lebendige Erzählweise fühlt sich der Leser hautnah in die Bergwelt versetzt. Das Buch lebt auch besonders von Geschichten voll Humor und Witz sowie der für Berchtesgaden typischen Antreiberei. Tagebuchartig erzählt der Autor vom Leben in der großartigen Bergnatur, von seinen Begegnungen mit Menschen unterschiedlichster Charaktere, wo auch Konflikte nicht ausbleiben. Eingestreut sind Spruchweisheiten, Gedichte und selbst komponierte Lieder. Ein authentisches Buch voller Lebensfreude und ein Zeitdokument vom ursprünglichen Leben und Arbeiten in den Bergen – ehe die Zeit endgültig alles verweht.

Sein identify, das hat Bernard immer gespürt, birgt eine Gefahr, bei aller Nettigkeit, ja komödiantenhafter Harmlosigkeit. Und nun, Bernard ist 50 geworden und glaubt an ein ruhiges Leben bis ans Ende seiner Tage, da passiert es: Eine Serie von Katastrophen fegt alle Gewissheiten castle. Es beginnt mit Nathalie, Bernards Frau mit ihren schönen, langen, schwarzen Haaren, die er so großartig findet, dass es ihm gereicht hätte, bloß mit ihren Haaren verheiratet zu sein. Als Bernards und Nathalies Tochter Alice mit 20 auszieht, bahnt sich in der eher harmonischen Ehe eine Krise an, die sich zum Debakel ausweitet. Aber das ist noch nicht alles. used to be guy guten Gewissens verraten kann ist, dass dieser im besten Sinne gewöhnliche, im Übrigen sympathische Mensch für das, used to be ihm bevorsteht, nicht gewappnet ist. Ob es die Arbeit ist oder das Verhalten der guten Freunde – auf nichts ist mehr Verlass, vor allem nicht auf die Frauen. Bernard muss sogar wieder bei seinen alten Eltern einziehen, die er auch noch nie so richtig verstanden hat …
In diesem so komischen wie melancholischen Roman folgen wir mitfühlend und mit einem leichten Schauer der Angst Bernards, einem postmodernen Buster Keaton, der seinen Michel Houllebecq unfreiwillig intus hat und am Ende trotz allem seinen Platz in der von Krisen geschüttelten Welt findet.

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There are hot, fuzzy adolescence tales of billycarts and milk bars. There are teenage tales of angst, women, undesirable outfits and undesirable hair. There are pupil stories of share-house insanity and distress. And there are adults stories of dwelling out a rock n' roll dream, doing get up, being at the small screen television and interesting the country at the radio each morning.

In among some of these very good stories, there are rants and raves, rules and fantastical tales. simply stuff fairly. terrific stuff from the brain of Tim 'Rosso' Ross.

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Born to a rainbow-clad, hippy mom, Laura Rosetta sales space (Laurie) is a great, clumsy chocoholic with a capability to show any scenario right into a catastrophe. Her chocolate-filled trip from adolescence to womanhood is either hilarious and heart-warming, because the nice studying curves of lifestyles are served up via reports of friendship, love, betrayal and loss, to be able to go away you either giggling and crying.

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My concept for this e-book got here from a venture I did in moment grade. We needed to write from the viewpoint of one other animal or creature. I selected a bit bunny that I observed at the playground that day. This bunny turned often called my Briar top Bunny.

Briar Bunny is your usual fluffy bunny. She lives in her comfortable burrow, someplace in Texas, and her small, yet great international is stuffed with fantastic humans. She lives at domestic along with her relatives consisting of, her addictive, lovely dad, hilarious, out-of-this-world mother, and hugely naughty, but in addition hugely candy little brother.

yet Briar isn't your typical bunny in any respect. And someday, she stumbles upon what could be the greatest challange she is going to ever face.

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"A wolf is trapped in a tree for wrongdoing, by way of the good God Pan. He can purely loose himself by way of assisting others. He waits for a few years, then the tree is felled, and used to make new floorboards to refurbish a cottage in a wooden. and then Wolf is ready to come to lifestyles and support people.
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