My spouse Says . . . is a e-book approximately existence, my existence, and the humor that has stumbled on its means into it. such a lot of that humor comes from my spouse, Carrie, and my daughter, Chantelle. Carrie’s frequently accidental wit, that i admire to name “Carrieisms,” has a tendency to maintain humans in stitches and used to be the root for this publication. however the extra Chantelle grew, the extra like her mom she grew to become and the extra she came upon her method into it to boot. Then I further a number of extra tales approximately different kin and it turned My lifestyles with Carrie: A ebook of Carrisims and different Tidbits Too. I felt that identify used to be too wordy so I shortened it to My spouse Says . . . As I wrote this booklet i noticed that my lifestyles isn't really with no humor. a number of my neighbors have acknowledged that this e-book deals the reader a glimpse into our family’s everyday life and the affection that we percentage for every different and plenty of agree that it'll make a humorous television sitcom. So the following it truly is, a suite of brief tales and tidbits from our way of life jointly, all actual and certain to maintain you giggling. So sit back, learn, chuckle, and revel in the humor that's My spouse Says . . . stories “This ebook is hilarious! A needs to learn for an individual with a feeling of humor. What a humorous television express this may make!” —John C. “Very humorous stuff. I want my relatives used to be this entertaining.” —Laura B. “A needs to learn. Hilariously humorous tales of a married couple with youngsters the place the husband by no means understands what is going to pop out in their mouths. Be ready to snort out loud. Very enjoyable tales of what's stated in a truly humorous family. it truly is witty, humorous, and extremely good written.” —Jodi C. “I came upon this e-book to be very unique and now and then made me snigger until eventually my ribs ached. i've got recognized Doug on account that hassle-free university and feature regularly preferred his dry, understated humorousness. i've got additionally been uncovered to Carrie's precise viewpoint on many events and feature really heard her make many of the reviews which are during this ebook. What i discovered whilst I learn it was once no longer a suite of sayings and tales, as a substitute, it was once a glimpse into Doug and Carrie's lifestyles, into their relatives, and the affection they've got for every other.” —Ed H. “Well written, amusingly humorous, and wonderful to assert the least! certainly Carrieisms at their finest!” —Deb H.